a fallacy in your head

come and see

Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:53:22 GMT

my band, The Adequate Pipe is playing, so says the flyer! kickball to follow afterwards!!! bring your friends!!!

"Lucky" by Bif Naked

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:35:51 GMT

I knew an old woman who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly

perhaps I'll die

i'm glad i didn't die before i met You

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 05:59:31 GMT

All the tinsel and bells make the holidays swell, but the real gift is You. Happy Birthday Jesus, Jesus I love You.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!!!!!

they're singing happy birthday, you just wanna lay down and cry

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:52:48 GMT

I share a birthday with Becca Wallace, Jenn Miller, Giacomo Puccini, Ralph Fiennes, and Diane Sawyer. And on that note, we cue the music:

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak...
you're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars
today's your birthday and you don't even know how old you are
you're in love with every woman from tyler
you went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
you used to be fat, i think then i liked you best
'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird
but you gotta do something 'bout the food in your beard

happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting

you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
this year, sixth gear, now get on your way
(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)

some people, they think, they think you're rastafarian
and they ask you for pot
i think i like it, i know i like it
i like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
so for your birthday
i got you some hawaiian punch on tap
(H.P.O.T.)
so now you can stop borrowing my stuff
and trying your new kung fu moves out on me

happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting

you can't wear your bike hat because of your hair
wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
this year, sixth gear, now get on your way
(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay.)

happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you have a beard (whoa)
happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are perverted and weird

happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy birthday, ralph
i love you!!!

my last post as a minor

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:10:25 GMT

Let's see......in my seventeenth year, what did I do?

Well, I:

-wasted time on a waste of a person

-was nominated for 2 Cappie awards

-had an UNFORGETTABLE States experience

-had the best summer of my life

-lied to people

-was lied to

-saw The Bled in concert

-wrote more songs than I ever have before

-graduated high school

-went to Disney World for the first time in 5 years

-found out what Sam would do for a dollar and one cent

-saw Rent, Laugh Whore, Sin City, Phantom of the Opera, The Producers, Waiting, Wedding Crashers, The 40 Year Old Virgin, King Kong and The Chronicles of Narnia

-bought pornography

-missed Death Cab for Cutie 3 times

-smoked from a hookah

-had mutton chop sideburns

-felt unrequited feelings

-walked around the taco bell drive thru barefoot in a shirt and boxers while under the influence

-met the most amazing person as of yet

-realized where I'm going in life

What will eighteen bring I wonder?

Seventeen without a purpose or direction, we don't owe anyone a fucking explanation

don't stop me now

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 22:44:36 GMT

DOUGLAS GOT THREE CRITICS CHOICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4879, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS, MASQUERADERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm writing a paper on the show and had to share this

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 16:18:59 GMT

Now remember, I love the cast, they were amazing. I just hate the show, so here's an excerpt from my paper (I said amazing things about the cast, don't worry, guys.)

The plot, deliciously devoid of character development of any kind, is simply this: Laurey owns a farm with Aunt Eller. Aunt Eller seems to be everyone’s aunt and the audience comes to accept this, seeing as how it’s understandable that everyone is probably related. Curley is a cowboy. Laurey loves Curley. Jud is a farmhand. Jud loves Laurey. No one loves Jud. Ado Annie is Laurey’s best friend. Will Parker loves Ado Annie. Ali Hakim loves Ado Annie. Everyone in the town has most likely "loved" Ado Annie at one point or another (as delightfully explained in the song “I Cain’t Say No”). At Curley and Laurey’s wedding, Jud picks a fight with Curley and falls upon his own knife. Nobody cares and they all sing a song about the state they live in.

END SCENE

my current music is "It's Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door" by Underoath

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 20:33:24 GMT

Instructions: List seven songs you are into right now. No matter what the genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying now. Post these instructions in your Livejournal along with your seven songs. Then tag seven other people to see what they're listening to.

1. "We Laugh Indoors" by Death Cab for Cutie
2. "Amy Hit The Atmosphere" by Counting Crows
3. "Invalid Litter Dept." by At The Drive-In
4. "Suddenly Everything Has Changed (Moments of routine and boredom that cause you to daydream or reflect on the nature of reality sometimes with maddeningly melancholy results)" by The Flaming Lips
5. "Dinner At Eight In the Suburbs" by All-Time Quarterback
6. "Los Angeles, I'm Yours" by The Decemberists
7. "Why I Cry" by The Magnetic Fields

I tag Walter, Bee, Kirsten, Bonnie, Ashley Quack, Juishe, and Becca

I think I want to get back into the dating circuit. I like it there. *deep breath* It begins. Congrats to both casts of H2$ and Oklahoma (That's U-N-C-L-E FUCK YOU! UNCLE FUCKA!) Sixteen days until the big 1-8. I need to have a party. In the spirit of the holidays, here's a little diddy.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
We've been waiting all year for this night
And the snow is glistening on the trees outside
And all the stockings are hung by the firseide
Waitng for Santa to arrive
And all the love will show
'Cause everybody knows
It's Christmastime and
All the kids will see
The gifts under the tree

It's the best time of the year for the family
It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmastime is here
And with the blessings from above
God sends you his love
And everybody's okay
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

Bells are ringing
It's time to scream and shout (scream and shout)
And everybody's playing cause school's out
Celebrating this special time we share
Happiness cause love is in the air

And all the love will show
'Cause everybody knows
It's Christmastime and
All the kids will see
The gifts under the tree
It's the best time of the year for the family
It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmastime is here
And with the blessings from above
God sends you his love
And everthing's okay
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

No matter what your holiday
It's a time to celebrate
And put your worries aside (worries aside)
And open up your mind (open up your mind)
See the world right by your side
It's Christmastime
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmastime is here
And with the blessings from above
God sends you his love
And everything's okay
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

fuck rumors and the people who spread them

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:18:35 GMT

Friendliness--->Concern--->Surprise--->Revelation--->Understanding--->Contempt

I should've known it would be you that would try to make something out of nothing. I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

shark's.fucking.grin.

beneath the hail of contraband

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 20:43:47 GMT

So the play ended last night, and it was our best performance. Thanks to everyone who came out to see it, it really did mean a lot. Best quote of the night:

Mitch: "What the FUCK is an Ashley Quack?"

In other news, my friendship with her has never been stronger. I never talk with her anymore. Hopefully we'll see How to Succeed together. She has, for lack of a better term, fallen into oblivion. We didn't speak for a while, and now I learned she has a boyfriend. I wish she and I spoke more. None of them are the same person.

I wish I had more to write....oh well.

i loved you guinevere i loved you guinevere i loved you

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 04:31:21 GMT

To start,I figured I'd answer a few of these....

What is my favorite color? red

-What is my favorite Macaulay Culkin movie? Home Alone 2: Lost In New York

-What is my favorite Cirque de Soleil cd? Alegria

-What is my favorite Maroon 5 song? Sunday Morning

-What is my favorite Mel Brooks movie? Blazing Saddles

-What 90's movie makes me feel warm inside when I watch it? Jurassic Park

-What is my favorite song by Norma Jean? "Memphis Will Be Laid To Waste"

-What is my favorite book(s) of the Bible? Revelation and Job

-What is my favorite song by The Bled? "Porcelain Hearts and Hammers For Teeth"

-What is my favorite Led Zeppelin song? the live version of "Bring It On Home"

-Who is my happy drug? Ashley Dawn Miskat

-What are my 2 favorite Disney Channel original movies? Brink and Johnny Tsunami

-What is my favorite Disney movie? Aladdin

-Who lists me as their hero on Myspace? Vic Plushko

Remember in Spider-Man 2 when Mary Jane kisses her fiancee upside down, knowing in your head that she was constantly trying to relive the moment with Peter? What would your reaction be if someone used that as a metaphor for all the relationships they've had since you?

"I don't see what's so complicated. I mean, it's pretty cut-and-paste. When I'm with one set of people I wear one set of clothes, and when I'm with another set of people I wear another set of clothes. 'Take off your preppy clothes'...well I like my fuckin' preppy clothes." - Ben Gibbard (on Avril Lavigne's "Complicated")

Dude. Fuck.

Go forth and watch "Kinsey" starring Liam Neeson and Laura Linney. There's a film that'll open your mind if not at least make you shit your pants. It's been a fuckin' Liam Neeson up in this bitch. First Les Miserables, then Love Actually (where the fuck is my fucking coat?) and now Kinsey. Bow down to Qui-Gon Jinn, children, it'll just make life easier.

I'll tell you one thing I don't miss about Coral Springs...the fact that all our friends hate each other. It's not like that up here. No, don't compare this to Stagedoor Syndrome, it's just...I don't know....ah, here's the word: refreshing.

....more to come, you bet your ass

lando

Quotes from UCF

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 23:12:31 GMT

"Bisexuals like cheese." - Jenn

"My roommates are watching a porno called 'Collision Course'." - Jenn

"How excited am I for Chicken Little, thanks." - Philip

"I heart Hookahbees." - Jenn

"Y Tu Hookah Tambien." - Lando

"Hookah versus Predator."- David

"I don't know....I went to sleep and then I woke up and there were girls making out and dildos." - Michael Focas

"The Aggressive Blow Job....3 parts cola, one part grain alcohol." - Jenn

"Dude...Death Cab overkill." - The Guy at Park Ave CDs

more to come...

an inspirational lyric

Sun, 23 Oct 2005 04:26:05 GMT

Bullies are people who hate themselves
Abused at age six or molested at twelve
So they pick on others, isn't it odd?
Because their real quarrel is with God
Who's afraid of a bully?
Me. Not me.
For there are much better things to be frightened of
Like people of color and gay homo love
So stand up to the bullies
Stand tall and true
Just like Jesus stood up to those misguided Jews
Now who's afraid of a bully?
Not me. No, not me.
When you stand up to that bully
He'll flee! Oh yes he'll flee!
Just like the pathetic insecure cowardly loser he be.

pick my brain part deux

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:29:12 GMT

-Who sings the background song on my myspace?

-What are the names of all my siblings?

-What is my date of birth?

-Who should I date? (not so much a brain-picker as it is a general question)

-Who is my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

-What is my favorite flavor of ice cream?

-What was the original name of the group known as "The Royal Viziers"?

-Who is my "big brother"?

-When I first moved here, who was the only person who spent my birthday with me?

-Whom did I immediately mentally connect with after I moved here?

-Whom did I befriend by burning?

-What was the name of the song that my friends and I auditioned with for the revue show that never happened?

-Who do I not like to talk about?

-Where is my favorite place in the world?

pick my brain

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 21:14:58 GMT

-What is my favorite color?

-What is my favorite Macaulay Culkin movie?

-What is my favorite Cirque de Soleil cd?

-What is my favorite Maroon 5 song?

-What is my favorite Mel Brooks movie?

-What 90's movie makes me feel warm inside when I watch it?

-What song title was my nickname in middle school?

-Whom do I think of when I hear "Music Of The Night"?

-What is my favorite song by Norma Jean?

-Whom do I have a spiritual connection with?

-What is my favorite book(s) of the Bible?

-What is my favorite song by The Bled?

-What is my favorite Led Zeppelin song?

-Of the tracks on the album "Picaresque" by The Decemberists, which songs make me think of which people?

-Who is my happy drug?

-What are my 2 favorite Disney Channel original movies?

-What is my favorite Disney movie?

-Who lists me as their hero on Myspace?

that is that and this is this

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 03:49:27 GMT

And the one thing you taught me 'bout human beings was this: They ain't made of nothin' but water and shit.

hollow vacuum check the oxygen tanks

Mon, 26 Sep 2005 12:53:00 GMT

Underrated Song Of The Day:

(I Know I'm) Not The Greatest Rapper by 1000 Clowns

you know it.

bitch.

i've heard the latin version of "roland" and italian for handsome, but this is new

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 00:33:03 GMT

Orlando
Famed land : Teutonic

Honest, dependable and practical you tend to have a fairly conservative but determined approach to life. Your intelligence and wisdom means that you are sought out for guidance and advice. Gifted in communication you are philosophical and intuitive and are usually a traveller both mentally and physically. People respect you for your patience, discretion and integrity.

drowning in my sleep

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 12:51:19 GMT

One last thing I beg you please just before you go
I've watched you fly on paper wings halfway round the world
Until they burned up in the atmosphere and sent you spiraling down
landed somewhere far from here with no one else around
to catch you falling down
and I'm looking at you now

and I can't tell if you're laughing
between each smile there's a tear in your eye
there's a train leaving town in an hour
it's not waiting for you, and neither am I

you know the directions

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:05:31 GMT

7:48 pm

1. My favorite color is red.
2. I'm over the person I had feelings for this summer.
3. I think that the lyrics to Mr. Brightside are some of the worst I've ever heard.
4. I have way too much free time now that I'm in college.
5. The medication I've been taking has significantly increased my appetite.
6. I wish that someone in our group and I could become better friends.
7. I will most likely to move to New York after my undergrad.
8. At the age of 2 1/2 I could read, write, and speak English, Spanish and Hebrew.
9. My real mother and I don't have a good relationship at all.
10. Neither do my sister and I.
11. I hate talking about myself.
12. I am writing lyrics and music again and I love it.
13. I sometimes find myself thinking about the past and just saying, "Shit."
14. I believe in love above everything else.
15. I want to take care of my parents when they are older.
16. I wish I weren't so lazy.
17. I need to get back in shape.
18. I was a child prodigy, until my parents got divorced, and I stopping giving a rat's ass in school, just to spite my mother.
19. I consider Jonathan, Mike, Caleb, Gabe, Kurtis, Walter, Josh, Ben, and Tim my closest group of friends, even if it isn't mutual.
20. I love The Decemberists.

8:00 pm

I tag Danielle, Roxanna, Gabe, Bonnie, Raye, Becca, Greg, Shannon, Juishe, Katherine, Miskoff, and Jonathan

the art of drowning

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 19:18:19 GMT

I'm moving on. Hands washed. Mind clear. Onward, ho!

I've come to terms with the fact that the one particular song will never be finished. It's hard when most of it is lost and then you try to rewrite it minus the feelings you had when you started writing it. In some cases I could say I was better for it, but nothing great really came out of this. Things are the same as before, I just felt differently. I had a dream in which she she said three words to me, "Chemistry without feelings." Dreams come true. Baby, you're a lost....baby, you're a lost.....baby, you're a lost cause.

landorphanage

i've got a hunger twisting my stomach into knots

Wed, 07 Sep 2005 15:13:58 GMT

"My brain's repeating, 'If you have an impulse, LET IT OUT.' But they never make it past my mouth...... this is the sound of settling." - Ben Gibbard

I know exactly what he means. It happens to me almost every day. It's the reason that feelings aren't directly and concisely communicated from me to others, especially those whom I would have feelings for, and I end up settling for what ends up happening. It's one of the reasons I write. Music, lyrics, poetry, they say what my mouth cannot. And even then, most of the time, if I'm writing for/about/to someone, they don't see it anyway. Ba ba, ba ba........

I think I have narrowed it down to my three favorite straight plays: "The Bald Soprano" by Eugene Ionesco, "Closer" by Patrick Marber, and "Equus" by Peter Shaffer

Gods of the theater, smile on us. You who sit up there stern in judgement, smile on us…

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 23:27:47 GMT

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That having been said, we hope you get better, Michael.

Something familiar, something peculiar
Something for everyone: a comedy tonight
Something appealing, something appalling
Something for everyone: a comedy tonight
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns
Old situations, new complications
Nothing portentous or polite
Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight
Something convulsive, something repulsive
Something for everyone: a comedy tonight
Something aesthetic, something frenetic
Something for everyone: a comedy tonight
Nothing with gods, nothing with fate
Weighty affairs will just have to wait
Nothing that's formal, nothing that's normal
No recitations to recite
Open up the curtain, comedy tonight
Something familiar, something peculiar
Something for everybody: comedy tonight
Something that's gaudy, something that's bawdy
Something for everybawdy: comedy tonight
Nothing that's grim, nothing that's Greek
She plays Medea later this week
Stunning surprises, cunning disguises
Hundreds of actors out of sight
Pantaloons and tunics, courtesans and eunuchs
Funerals and chases, baritones and basses
Panderers, philanderers, cupidity, timidity
Mistakes, fakes, rhymes, crimes
Tumblers, grumblers, bumblers, fumblers
No royal curse, no Trojan horse
And a happy ending, of course
Goodness and badness, man in his madness
This time it all turns out all right
Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight

i did it

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 16:49:31 GMT

new pics on myspace posted

Man, what a mood last night. Existentialism, my old friend, how have you been? Trying so hard to write, man, I hate writer's block. I keep having these dreams, too. Not exactly about how I feel, but just... I dunno. I'll complete this soon....

No they'll never catch me now.........

A thought...

The Downward Staircase

1. Girl ruins guy.
2. Guy is heartbroken.
3. Guy meets new girl.
4. Guy breaks new girl's heart
5. New guy likes new girl.
6. New girl likes new guy but doesn't want to involve herself, because she doesn't want to be hurt again.
7. Repeat Step 1.
8. History repeats itself.

Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

don't lose your innocence

Thu, 25 Aug 2005 23:23:06 GMT

The Date: Wed. Sept. 28, 2005
The Time: 7 pm
The Place: House Of Blues, Orlando
The Event: The Decemberists' "Flight Of The Mistle Thrushes Tour"!!!!!!!!!!
General Admission: $15.00

Who's coming with me?